Tuesday is the day for twice as many jokes as usual! Here goes:
Elephant jokes
What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?
Time to fix the fence!
What's gray and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?
An elephant with hiccups!
Knock Knocks
Knock Knock! Who's there?
Cargo!
Cargo who?
CarGo Beep Beep!
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
I love.
I love who?
I don't know, you tell me!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dwane.
Dwane who?
Dwane the bathtub -- I'm dwowning!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A little old man who can't reach the doorbell.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!
Okay. That's enough for one day. I love you all sooooo very much. Smoochies and squeezies.
Love,
Pap
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The crowd's a little easier at night, they seem a little grumper in the mornings. These were a big hit. Knock Knock from Owen You say who's there... Little Red Riding Hood. You say little red riding hood who. Little Red Riding Hood on the wall, how much beer will you fall. I don't know what the hell that means, but that's a DIRECT werd fer werd quote from Owen......
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