Three Joke Thursday

Hi -

Here they are.

A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared,"Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"

The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion!

Later, the lion confronts a ox and fiercely bellows,"Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"The terrified ox stammers, "Oh great lion, you are the mightiest animal in the jungle!"

On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars,"Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times leaving the lion feeling like it'd been run over by a safari wagon. The elephant then stomps on the lion till it looks like a corn tortilla and ambles away.

The lion lets out a moan of pain, lifts his head weakly and hollers after the elephant -"Just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so upset about it!"

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There where two snakes talking.

The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'

Then the second Snake says "Why do you ask?"

The 1st one replies: "I just bit my lip!"

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What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn't do it on porpoise!!!

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There you have 'em! I hope you all liked them. It's nice to have a laugh in the morning (or evening), don't you think?

It has been a busy week for us out here in dinosaur land. I can't believe that its almost the end of the week! Time for the weekend! Yippie! Saturday morning cartoons! Sleeping in! After-mass donuts! Yeeeha!

I hope you all have a happy and smiley and fun-filled day. You are all in my prayers and in my dreams. I love you so.

Papa